Not Me Mondays.. I lurve em I tell ya!!
I did NOT tell my 18 month to "Give me that!" referring to his toy in his hand solely because I knew he would run away from me and then I'd be able to finish up reading my news online.. I would never encourage my child to not listen to me.. because that is asinine.. and I am NOT..
I did NOT notice a stranger in my neighbors yard dumping garbage bags in his yard and precede to open my front door and yell at him.. I would never scream out my door to someone across the street.. nor would I mistake the owner of the house as a stranger! Not me!
I did NOT just have a bowl of chili and brown rice with jalapeno chips for breakfast.. I am always conscious of my eating and would never eat such a breakfast.. never!
I did NOT threaten my husband with another child or no sex (I didn't know which was worse for him so I threw both out there) if he did not run to the pharmacy at 8pm in the rain for my birth control which I had forgotten to get for a few days.. I never go below the belt and use threats!
Oh and um yeah.. I did NOT give Ethan stove top, then oreo sticks, then half an ice pop this morning for breakfast so I could enjoy my
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